I know earth day was this week and I didn’t get a chance to do a full on earth day special but a co-worker sent me a link to this image and it is pretty hilarious so I thought I would share.

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I don’t even understand how the companies even thought this was a good idea. I know it had all to do with money and they wanted to pay for a sponsorship but come on, Hummer sponsoring a green earth section is just funny. If I remember correctly Hummer’s are the worst vehicle on gas and polluting the environment unless they built a hybrid version which probably gets 12 miles per gallon highway instead of 9, thanks for that guys.

According to EPA.gov the 2009 Hummer H3 has a score of 1 in the green house emission category with 10 being the best. Check out the info here. Well since they are sponsoring a green earth section on a website I think I will look into buying a Hummer now! I still can’t believe the US car companies are putting so much effort to push these huge, expensive, gas guzzling vehicles on everyone, I understand that they make the most profit from these vehicles, but how about they concentrate on building great cars that are fuel efficient and affordable.

I know you have all seen the ShamWow commercials selling the magical liquid absorbing material. Well Vince Shlomi is the guy that sells them in the commercial and according to The Smoking Gun he was in a violent altercation with a prostitute he met at a nightclub. When they went back to his room and started kissing she bit down on his tongue and he had to punch her in the face several times to get her to release.

The Smoking Gun some how has all of the mug shots, the affidavit, and much more information.

The Affidavit

Mugshots

Police Report

Thanks to the smoking gun for this interesting report!

Source: The Smoking Gun

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