If you are trying to knock out all the 7 deadly sins and you are left with Gluttony and Greed then this post will help you!

Those are probably 2 of the easiest ones to fulfill, especially in America, but I am just trying to help those few out there that need some direction.

So first off we have the KFC Double Down Sandwich…

This is a sandwich being tested at KFC’s in Providence, Rhode Island and Omaha, Nebraska. How can they be so lucky? Why even test a sandwich using 2 breaded boneless chicken breasts as the bun and nice slices of bacon and cheese in between. This would be a goldmine. I am not sure why it is being tested in these 2 areas, but this sounds like a pretty nasty sandwich to try to eat. Wouldn’t you have grease just running down your arms as you held it up?

Anyway, this seems like a good and cheap way to fulfill the gluttony sin so good luck! Maybe KFC should come up with their own turducken since they are getting pretty close with this anyway. Just stuff the pork (bacon) in the chicken and there we have it! If anyone ever tries this or know someone that has please let me know!

Source: Courant.com

On to Greed, but also I guess this item could fulfill Gluttony as well. The Golden Opulence Ice Cream Sundae is $1000 US dollars and is offered by a restaurant called Serendipity3 in New York. This actually broke the Guinness Book of World Records for you guessed it, the most expensive Sundae.

The website where I found out about this sundae is called Dailyolive.com. Here is a description of it from their site:

Made with “5 scoops of the richest Tahitian vanilla bean ice cream infused with Madagascar vanilla and covered in 23K edible gold leaf, the sundae is drizzled with the world’s most expensive chocolate, Amedei Porceleana, and covered with chunks of rare Chuao chocolate, which is from cocoa beans harvested by the Caribbean Sea on Venezuela’s coast. The masterpiece is suffused with exotic candied fruits from Paris, gold dragets, truffles and Marzipan Cherries. It is topped with a tiny glass bowl of Grand Passion Caviar, an exclusive dessert caviar, made of salt-free American Golden caviar, known for its sparkling golden color. It’s sweetened and infused with fresh passion fruit, orange and Armagnac. The sundae is served in a baccarat Harcourt crystal goblet with an 18K gold spoon to partake in the indulgenceserved with a petite mother of pearl spoon and topped with a gilded sugar flower by Ron Ben-Israel.”

So I guess you can knock out both sins with this one, but hey why not do both anyway? Here is a link to the Serendipity3 restaurant, which has that item listed on their menu so it actually does exist. You have to give them 48 hours in advance to get one so you might want to call them today!

THE FEMALE URINAL!

Ok, maybe it isn’t that big of a deal but I just thought I would tell you about it anyway. I wonder if this is real or a good photoshop manipulation?

Source: Buzzfeed.com

Take an Amazon.com internet adventure anytime for a confusing yet funny, and disturbing ride.

My crazy Amazon adventure started when I was talking to a co-worker about some odd items I saw for sale on their site last week and he mentioned how a t-shirt with 3 wolves on it was a top-selling item, so I had to check it out.

Well what can I say about this? This looks like a shirt that can transcend any time period particularly the 80′s through the 90′s and should be worn by anyone that is a real man or even a manly woman could wear this! How about I let one of the comments speak for itself…

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

There are plenty more comments where this came from and I am proud of Amazon for letting people really express how they feel on these!

From here, just scrolling down the I noticed the, “Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed” section on the page and saw some interesting items apparently people have been viewing. The two main items that caught my attention were the Tuscan Whole Milk and the Zibaz pants. First of all I did not know you could purchase milk from Amazon and 2nd of all WHAT THE HELL are Zibaz pants? So of course I had to check these hot items out!

So at first glance there is nothing too weird about this page but my eyes wondered over to the images of the milk and . I will leave this to you to check out but I will give you a hint: guy on a bike with a refrigerator on his back, a guy pouring milk on his face, goats running from a fire, Darth Vader holding the milk, and much much much much more. Yet again, I ask myself why does Amazon allow this to happen? Not that I am complaining but wow! And I thought I was running out of things to find on the internet!

So take a look at the great user submitted photos .

And yet again I will leave you with another great comment for this product! This milk struck someone so great that they felt like writing a poem about it:

Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts ‘N Honey,
With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., I swore
As I went on with my lapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the icebox door.
‘Bad condensor, that,’ I muttered, ‘vibrating the icebox door -
Only this, and nothing more.’

Not to sound like a complainer, but, in an inept half-gainer,
I provoked my bowl to tip and spill its contents on the floor.
Stupefied, I came to muddle over that increasing puddle,
Burgeoning deluge of that which I at present do adore -
Snowy Tuscan wholesomeness exclusively produced offshore -
Purg’ed here for evermore.

And the pool so white and silky, filled me with a sense of milky
Ardor of the type fantastic of a loss not known before,
So that now, to still the throbbing of my heart, while gently sobbing,
I retreated, heading straightway for the tempting icebox door -
Heedless of that pitter-patter tapping at the icebox door -
I resolved to have some more.

Of course that is just a sample of the poem, if you want to read more of it and also more comments

These pants also look like they can transcend time and fashion and would be a perfect match for the 3 wolves t-shirt. This special legendary item deserves no sarcastic comments from me so I will let the description and user submitted photos do the talking!

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